poof poof

brb graduating

theneopianintervention:

whoa there buddy

theneopianintervention:

whoa there buddy

allenfuckingbishopman:

i’ve never been bullied before in my life except for the kids on xbox live, they claim they all had sexual relations with my mom but im still unsure. will investigate further.

oceanfloorfires replied to your post: brb dying from cuteness overload.

WHERE I WANT SOME

NO IT’S MINE YOU CAN’T HAVE ANY

brb dying from cuteness overload.

>I drive like a grandma
>everyone’s driving scares me shitless
>we’re in rush hour traffic send help

mycroft:

claryfairchild:

I just realized that most of you guys don’t have a long weekend

freedom don’t take a long weekend

My weekend is three months long.

We need someone who sounds Hispanic, but doesn’t have an accent.
Client’s description of their ideal voice actor (via clientsfromhell)
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paintbubbles:

No envelope is safe.

paintbubbles:

No envelope is safe.

calmgiant:

cumguzzling-gutterslut:

joydivsion:

how do i boyfriend when ugly

Well, learning to speak proper fucking English is always a nice start…

Yes, cumguzzling-gutterslut, this point seems quite valid coming from you.

pleatedjeans:

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Analeisa dat hawk doe